thank you richmond, philadelphia, allentown, and brooklyn, (especially red elk, lord humongous, tile, and ¡apeshit! ) for the great shows and fun times.
thank you charming bristol, pennsylvania, where our van bit the dust.
thank you dc (especially meadows, ingrid, and the girl cave) for an incredible homecoming.
send pictures if you have them. turboslutsavedmylife at gmail dot com.
the future: we are recording in a couple weeks and will have tapes at our january 27th show.
we will be hitting the road again in a major way in the springtime and summer.
you can look at pictures from our tour here.
illustration by jean. real life limited edition invites screen-printed by erin mccarley/warm jets
CRITICAL ACCLAIM IN ANTICIPATION OF THE SHOW ON THE 30TH:
“i just think people are in for a treat” - mike benish, pizza
“fucking iconic. gives high art a run for its money” -dan goetz, local
“yay!” -katy otto, role model
news: click on “hear” at right for an excerpt from a turboslut song.
first show is so soon. next thursday with florida’s shittagoddamn and virginia’s pizza, november 1st at the bervin house (929 farragut ave nw dc). 7pm. $5.
the excitement and nausea are building. be wary of the splatter zone and bring whatever you have to burn. it’s going to be such a swell time
is over. Click on “shows” at right.
- “Everything I do in life is somehow for TURBOSLUT, and everything I do in TURBOSLUT helps the rest of my life.”
- “TURBOSLUT is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.”
- “I was lost. I believed that the world was a great cosmic accident and I was just one of many casualties. I did not know who made me or why. However, TURBOSLUT knew me from the foundation of the earth. TURBOSLUT pursued me and went out ahead of me. TURBOSLUT knew I would recognize TURBOSLUT if I would only open my heart. TURBOSLUT had been there when I was a child singing, ‘TURBOSLUT loves me, this I know.’ As I grew up in the deceits of the world, I stopped being a little child in my heart and I no longer believed.”
- “TURBOSLUT is as much intimacy as I can handle at this point in my meager existence. Thanks for being so nice to me, TURBOSLUT.”
- “I had never witnessed a miracle before, but believed they could happen.”
- “I am so tangled in my web of sin that I truly can never change my path in life.”
Thanks for writing, friends. Keep the testimonials coming - send us your story and a picture, if you’d like, to turboslutsavedmylife@gmail.com.
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