TURBOSLUT TESTIMONIALS
- “Everything I do in life is somehow for TURBOSLUT, and everything I do in TURBOSLUT helps the rest of my life.”
- “TURBOSLUT is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.”
- “I was lost. I believed that the world was a great cosmic accident and I was just one of many casualties. I did not know who made me or why. However, TURBOSLUT knew me from the foundation of the earth. TURBOSLUT pursued me and went out ahead of me. TURBOSLUT knew I would recognize TURBOSLUT if I would only open my heart. TURBOSLUT had been there when I was a child singing, ‘TURBOSLUT loves me, this I know.’ As I grew up in the deceits of the world, I stopped being a little child in my heart and I no longer believed.”
- “TURBOSLUT is as much intimacy as I can handle at this point in my meager existence. Thanks for being so nice to me, TURBOSLUT.”
- “I had never witnessed a miracle before, but believed they could happen.”
- “I am so tangled in my web of sin that I truly can never change my path in life.”
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