TURBOSLUT is home from tour.
We had an amazing time everywhere. Thank you Greensboro, Athens, Baton Rouge, New Orleans , Gainesville, Columbia, and Asheville: We love you forever.
Thank you also to the elite team of specialists who accompanied us on our epic journey: Jen (illustrious photographer), Derek, Noam, and Gilles.
We are not playing any shows until the release of our split LP with Pygmy Lush in early 2009. We want to focus on writing, and tending our neglected personal lives, and other projects.

All photos from our tour can be viewed here (click that).
As always, feel free to write to us: turboslutsavedmylife at gmail dot com.
- “Everything I do in life is somehow for TURBOSLUT, and everything I do in TURBOSLUT helps the rest of my life.”
- “TURBOSLUT is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.”
- “I was lost. I believed that the world was a great cosmic accident and I was just one of many casualties. I did not know who made me or why. However, TURBOSLUT knew me from the foundation of the earth. TURBOSLUT pursued me and went out ahead of me. TURBOSLUT knew I would recognize TURBOSLUT if I would only open my heart. TURBOSLUT had been there when I was a child singing, ‘TURBOSLUT loves me, this I know.’ As I grew up in the deceits of the world, I stopped being a little child in my heart and I no longer believed.”
- “TURBOSLUT is as much intimacy as I can handle at this point in my meager existence. Thanks for being so nice to me, TURBOSLUT.”
- “I had never witnessed a miracle before, but believed they could happen.”
- “I am so tangled in my web of sin that I truly can never change my path in life.”
Thanks for writing, friends. Keep the testimonials coming - send us your story and a picture, if you’d like, to turboslutsavedmylife@gmail.com.